"Nu întreba niciodată care este drumul pe cineva care-l ştie, căci nu vei mai putea să te rătăceşti"
Super tare poanta cu pantofii...:))
Why Women Prefer Cats Over Men * A cat never comes home drunk after being out all night with friends. * You can't put a bell around your man's neck and always know exactly where he is. * You can stroke a cat without automatically being expected to have sex. * When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn't wake you up by smashing into the furniture. * Cats never pretend they know how to fix what's broken. * Your cat doesn't care what size your boobs are. * Cats will love you even when you have bad hair days. * Cats love rubbing up to your legs no matter how much cellulite you have. * Men can't be neutered if they stray. * It's okay if your cat rubs up against the guests in your home. * You never have to spend time with your cat's mother. * A cat is never late for dinner. * Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags! * You'll never get a call from you cat's ex. * Your cat will never leave you for a younger women. * A cat can't fake loving you. * Cats actually think with their heads. * Cats can fend for themselves. * When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.
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